TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
- AND
- I
- AINT
- FUCKING
- SCARED
- OF
- HIM
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube

These were raw as fuck.
This is really cool, and just reminded me that I bought Joe Bethancourt’s Who Fears the Devil CD for Christmas and never listened to it. Some seriously, subtly creepy Appalachian pickin’, styled after the stories of Silver John.
Which you should check out if you are into creepypasta at all, because that’s the real deal.
things benedict cumberbatch gets compared to
- ET
- ALASKAN! BULL! WORM!
- a breadstick
- this guy from pan’s labyrinth
- middle stage of an animorph
- an alien
- sid the sloth
- a jar of mayothis container of milk:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE HTIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST CONCERNS “WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO ABOUT PORN” OMFG
(sourcE)

They used to call the Devil the father of lies. But for someone whose sin is meant to be pride, you’d think that lying would leave something of a sour taste. So my theory is that when the devil wants to get something out of you, he doesn’t lie at all. He tells you the exact, literal truth. And he lets you find your own way to hell.