So I found out that I could make my computer sing to me…
The Supernatural Song written by: the-family-business sung by: a computer
Dean Winchester, Sammy too, Winchester, Dean and Sam Sam and Dean and Castiel, Team Free Will will save you kill the demons stop the war, apocalypse no more Michael and Luci are gone, but oh no Sammy too!
Now Dean Winchester is sad, Sammy’s gone, and he’s mad but Sam said to go and live with that one girl you fucked Dean likes Lisa and Ben too, Lisa says Ben’s not his even though there are some really weird resemblances
Lisa, who the fuck are you anyway? Take your kid and leave my damn show alone, Oh my god Sam’s alive!
Dean tries to balance hunting, Sam, and Lisa and Ben but it’s all too much and there is something wrong with Sam He’s not normal, he’s not Sam. Who is he? Dean don’t know. Finally Cas finds out that Sam is missing his soul
So they spend half the season working with a demon. Crowley says he can help Sam but oh my gosh he lied! Who the hell could have guessed that demons lie? What a shock. Cas kills Crowley, burns his bones, and then Dean talks to Death.
Death says he can go to Hell, get Sam’s soul, all is well but there is one little catch and Sam might not survive so then Death puts up a wall in Sam’s mind, blocks out Hell as long as this wall stays up, then Sam’s probably fine
Something about dragons and Purgatory and Mom. Eve is the mother of all but oh, wait, now she’s dead.
Something weird is going on. Crowley may be alive. but didn’t Cas burn his bones? Oh no, the angel lied! He was really working with Crowley this whole damn time, he gripped Sam tight, raised him, profound bonds for everyone!
Now he wants to save the world, eat the souls, nom nom nom. Don’t you see, it’s all for you? Just go, leave me alone. Damn it, Dean, I warned you. I have no choice. Sorry, Sam. Oh no, there goes Sam’s Hell wall. Holy shit, Cas is God!
Godstiel kills Raphael, smites the bad, heals the blind. Something else is going on, Cas is losing his mind. Leviathan took over. Cas was sad, it’s too late. Now Dean has to get Cas back, but Sammy’s missing too!
What is Dean going to do? Where is Cas? Is he there? Leviathan is crazy, and where the hell is Sam?
Jared (2:01 AM): i’m just looking for a ballpark figure here
Jared (2:07 AM): say i accidentally did something and got something all over something and i need to replace that whole something just in case cops were to come investigate that something for dna or something
Misha (2:08 AM): what the fuck did you do?
Jared (2:18 AM): i’m going to be discreet and just say there is a lot of blood everywhere and mr. clean isnt doing shit
Misha (2:21 AM): ask Jensen, he’s pretty ocd.
Jared (2:28 AM): jensen is kind of… indisposed… right now
Misha (2:32 AM): that doesn’t mean what I think it does, does it?
Jared (2:33 AM): r u at home?
Misha (2:38 AM): get the everliving fuck away from my house, padalecki
Misha (2:39 AM): I’ll tell Kripke!
Jared (2:41 AM): Eric has already been taken care of…
Misha (2:44 AM): I’m going to tweet to all of my people. they’re going to be pissed.
Jared (2:51 AM): the fandom is fandead, misha.
Misha (2:59 AM): I’ll scream rape, Jared.
Jared (3:02 AM): Ew dude rape? really?
Jared (3:07 AM): i was thinking more along the lines of manslaughter