“And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.”—F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via daisyslight)
isn’t it weird how like 200 years ago the average height for a full grown man was somewhere around 5 feet tall because of the amount of nutrients in their diet back then and now everyone is like 6 feet tall so maybe like 10000 years from now humans will become nutrient consuming monsters and be able to grow to like thirty feet and we’ll use trees as baseball bats and eat planets for meals
Teacher:Today we will be learning about a collective genre of humans called 'fangirls'. These 'fangirls' survived on nothing but nutella while 'blogging' on 'laptops' in a pitch dark room about various 'fandoms' on a website named 'tumblr', and spoke a distinctive language called 'adfasdflkj'
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.