gosh, you're witty

elementarystan: JLM & Lucy Liu at the 2013 CBS Upfronts...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:36:48 -0400

elementarystan:

JLM & Lucy Liu at the 2013 CBS Upfronts Photo Booth [x]

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:18:55 -0400

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:29:47 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:28:47 -0400

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:28:18 -0400

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

smilingemoticon: tumble has been boguh t by yahooie. sherlockinas grab your jawns. supernaturlies...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:28:01 -0400

smilingemoticon:

tumble has been boguh t by yahooie. sherlockinas grab your jawns. supernaturlies grab the peppe r and ketchup. doctorwhoians get your time screwdriving. avengings regro up. we will not lose this war

dungeonsanddamsels: ktjjj submitted: once i had a breakdown...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:27:54 -0400

dungeonsanddamsels:

ktjjj submitted:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:27:07 -0400

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

foxgrl: i needed this a lot a lot a lot

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:25:11 -0400

foxgrl:

i needed this a lot a lot a lot

(x)

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:37:25 -0400

(x)

memewhore: I literally said, “WHAAAAT THE…..????”

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:46:24 -0400

memewhore:

I literally said, “WHAAAAT THE…..????”

makeitzayn: makeitzayn: we have a photo of louis wearing a snapback…the pentagram is complete

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:56:12 -0400

makeitzayn:

makeitzayn:

we have a photo of louis wearing a snapback…the pentagram is complete

quintessentially-queer: theuppitynegras: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:54:19 -0400

quintessentially-queer:

theuppitynegras:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER HEARD

killerkhaleesi: sainthannah: themanwiththebluebox: gayandroids...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:52:56 -0400

killerkhaleesi:

sainthannah:

themanwiththebluebox:

gayandroids:

feministpixie:

It’s real and it’s hilarious

“I also call it suitor abuse, in that such a woman tends to manipulate men for fun and profit by encouraging them to pursue her, then pretend she hadn’t a clue they were interested in her and shoo them away. It’s setting people up for failure, creating strong motivations and dismantling them for a perverse sense of power. Women who do this are monsters, plain and simple, and deserve to be treated accordingly. They know very well what they’re doing, and only shout the “you’re only nice to get sex” tirades to create a smokescreen while inflicting further abuse. What they don’t count on is that the men’s movement will eventually be able to, and indeed must eventually, ensure that either laws or community standards (or both) are enforced against them.”

I am fucking cryingggggg

lol male tears

Awwwww, white boy sadssss

call-me-dash: portablegaytardis: xandorasbox: goatkult: ceorf...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:56:11 -0400

call-me-dash:

portablegaytardis:

xandorasbox:

goatkult:

ceorfaex:

tothedeathsheadtrue:

whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho

Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour

A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

^That.

this is basically like driving a ferarri into a tank.

Now /that’s/ a metaphor

Momma: Do you have a problem with putting your bowl in the dishwasher?

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:30:26 -0400

Momma: Do you have a problem with putting your bowl in the dishwasher?
Chayya: Yes.
Momma: Well, I have a problem with you not doing that.
Chayya: That sounds like a personal problem.
Momma: You're my personal problem.
Chayya: That sounds like a Nickelback song.
Momma: Four sad chords playing underneath and we've got a hit.

killerkhaleesi: jhenne-bean: raveyrai: jhenne-bean: [*FTR:...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:29:04 -0400

killerkhaleesi:

jhenne-bean:

raveyrai:

jhenne-bean:

[*FTR: I’m down with renaming Flynn/Eugene to reflect the Racebending. To what, though, I have no idea. Brainstorming time!]

You knew it was coming.

I was already unable to resist trying my hand at the Tangled In India once, and after seeing my twinstah’s awesome take on him (and Disney’s teaser poster in general) I’ve been itching to have fun with his design again.

After seeing a bit more of the “Bastion” concept art, it was totally time to give it a go again.

This time I went for a merger between my style, Rai’s design, and Disney. I like the way it turned out. But for the love of all that’s good, if anyone wants to jump into the mix with an idea about his outfit, that would be scha-weet.

Next time, I’ll draw some of that charming attitude we all love him for!

The original sketch can be found here, for those interested :’D

AWWWW. WHY HE SO ADORABLE?!

STAWP IT JHENNE

I—RARGH.

And indeed, why ARE we the only ones that draw him?

Hmm~

But whatevs. I must draw him. When? I do not know.

o hay i forgot about this.

crying because i need this in my life

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:05:05 -0400

Toni now understands the Steve Rogers feels I’ve corrupted her

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:50:17 -0400

Toni now understands the Steve Rogers feels

I’ve corrupted her

killerkhaleesi: kagey: suaveperochingona: Some shots from The...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:47:38 -0400

killerkhaleesi:

kagey:

suaveperochingona:

Some shots from The Bandit Zine from a while ago. Don’t ask me how the fuck to model because this is what you will end up with.

OMG ALL THISSSSS

THE CUTE I CAN’T